Cloud commenting 

Tendency for all youtube account holders to share one common brain of deeply inadequate creativity. All comments are recycled for every clip replacing one or two words to "simulate" rather than achieve relevance.

thumbs up if......
Bieber.......
X people .....(insert generic insult); where X= no. of thumbs down.

Yet another example of cloud commenting.

Cloud commenting by Jould like contact. January 25, 2011

clementine 

hybrid between a tangerine and an orange. easy to peel. seedless, sweet, and juicy.

clementines are so delicious that i could eat a whole wooden case of them.

clementine by headycheese February 16, 2006

clementine scheiss nig 

A Clementine Scheiss Nig is a phrase one uses when blowing off steam after EXTREME frustration. Also a phrase one would use when being mildly racist towards the kids of Evanston

Fuck. I got scored on in Rocket League. Clementine scheiss nig!

clementine scheiss nig by ntbbtck June 21, 2016

Brown Clementine 

When a women's vaginal entrance has become over used and dried up. The vagina begins to hang outside, turn a brownish colour and dry up, looking like an old shrivelled up clementine.

"Holy shit, look at the brown clementine on that bitch"

"That cunt is used and abused. It looks like a fucking brown clementine"

"Jesus, those meat curtains look like a brown clementine"

Brown Clementine by brownclementine May 3, 2013

Clementine story 

A story that is told very animatedly and promises to be a good one however ultimately it fails spectacularly and the audience is left wondering, "why did you just waste those precious few minutes of my life?"

This girl in my block just bought this new bag and was so excited but she couldn't get it open! She was running around the place screaming with hysterics, asking anyone she could find to try and open it. She was on the verge of tears, saying she was gonna have to return it and that her life was practically over. And then she gave it to some guy and he opened it.............. "are you kidding... that's such a clementine story!!"

Clementine story by bear19 June 17, 2011

Clementine 

Clementine is a nice person who is usually underestimated. Inside she is actually everyones friend. Most of the time she skipped a grade and is very smart.

Clementine is like my best friend.

Clementine by The Half Blood Prince February 18, 2019

projectile commenting 

Talking so loudly (especially on a cell phone) that everyone within earshot hears. Often done by self-aggrandizing poseurs who want people to notice them.

"I asked the waiter to move us to a different table, because that show business agent wanna-be was projectile commenting about his meeting with George Clooney"

projectile commenting by Ourmanflint1 December 19, 2007