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Cabbage: cab-bage |ˈkabij| - Vulgar slang
Usage --> cabbage, cabbaged, cabbaging

Noun:

(1) a cultivated plant, eaten as a vegetable

(2) a certain area on the human body located specifically around the pubic bone

Adjective:

(1) A term used to describe something that is highly unpleasant to the senses

(2) A term used to describe someone who is behaving in a particularly unpleasant way

(3) A term used to describe something that is destroyed, ruined, or worse

Verb:

(1) A term used to insult, threaten, or other wise harm someone emotionally.
"Dude you're groin smells like Cabbage did you fuck that fat bitch again?"

"Gah, teddy's computer is so Cabbaged... I bet he's been watching porn every day for the past 20 years!"

"That flip was so Cabbage... he wasn't even close to landing it"

***Can also be used in phrases such as:

"I'll punch you in your Cabbage"

"Go Cabbage yourself"

"That is some messed up Cabbage"
Cabbage by Alphabet_Soup June 7, 2009
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word used to describe a womans out of control pubic hair.
i was gonna go down on my girl but when she dropped her panties, i was like damn, i'm not a vegatarian, thats way to much cabbage for my taste
cabbage by kas July 28, 2005
to cabbage (v): to be in a state of frustration and/or bitterness about situations; often used under negative connotations.
man, that guy was being such a cabbage
cabbage by pootytang112 April 27, 2009
A term to describe something or someone that is really bad or lame
Man that Care Bear Movie was total cabbage
or
That Kenny G (in the key of G)is a real cabbage
cabbage by Undy Bumgrope June 22, 2004
I cabbaged my roommate's beer from the fridge last night.
cabbage by Tess27 December 6, 2006
Used in the context when someone is silly and often daft
Mark: Dude I had such a heavy night last night, I chundered all over myself on the train
Geoff: Hahah dude, your such a cabbage
cabbage by Walkdenenator March 28, 2008
weed, pot, swank, wakie tobackie, herb, hydro
Hey man, you got any cabbage?
cabbage by Zane December 16, 2003