Spinal Branding 

The art of drilling a hole in your Girlfriends spine and ejaculating on the vertebrae to form an unbreakable bond what can never be broken.

Girlfriend : I'm leaving you for an African

Boyfriend : No way bitch your vertebrae is mine forever we made a bond so suck my penny whistle!

Girlfriend : You win lets fuck each others knee caps.

Spinal Branding is for life, not for African's...

Spinal Branding by yeah you know! April 10, 2010

wolf branding 

When someone throws-up and it resembles any kind of chili.

-The other night while laying in bed after a long night of drinking, my wife wolf branded all over her self.

-guy #1: What is wrong with you?
-guy #2: I thinking about wolf branding.

wolf branding by TerryD September 8, 2010

bladding 

Doing something stupid, crazy, and/or disgusting.

There are three rules to bladding.

1. You must bring someone who's never bladded before
2. Once you agree to go bladding, you can't back out. Bad things happen if you do.
3. You can't talk about bladding to anybody.

Guy1: Hey, what's bladding? I Googled it and nothing turned up.
Guy2: I can't tell you, it's secret. But if you want, you can go bladding with me and some other guys and you'll find out yourself.

bladding by Formina Sage November 1, 2010

Bradying 

Inspired by New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, bradying is the act of sitting on the ground with legs stretched out and slightly apart, folding one's hands, and hanging one's head in shame after losing an epic battle or game of some sort. Tom Brady, after losing to the Giants in the Super Bowl for the second time in less than a decade, proceeded to strike this pose when his receivers failed to do their job. Ironically after Tim Tebow of the Denver Broncos started his "Tebowing" fad, Tom Brady unintentionally began the fad of "Bradying," and it has become popular for both Giants and Patriots fans alike.

P1: "Hey look, it's a homeless guy sleeping on the sidewalk."

P2: "Naw, it's my friend; he's bradying. He's a big Pats fan."

Bradying by GIANTSROOL March 14, 2012

branding

writing your initials on a girl with liquid energy, (ejaculate); it only counts if it is your own ejaculate

"I really like this girl. I think I'm going to do some branding tonight."

branding by Elric21 July 30, 2012

Heritage branding

The exercise of infusing simple typography, borders and text into a designed composition that echoes brands from the 1950s and earlier. The design method is executed by reflecting a one to two color scheme that easily communicates a certain air of transparency and honesty in packaging, advertisements, logo, collateral, website and any other extension of the brand. Not complicated in structure, easily readable and made popular by The G Brand.

Heritage branding makes my page look awesome!

Heritage branding by Foodimentary July 13, 2009

tom bradying 

seemingly perfect guy girls fall in love with, but ends up being self-absorbed, has a two inch penis, pees sitting down and wipes front to back, once you learn you run, but he will find you

I thought he was hot, but he was Tom Bradying

tom bradying by olered February 27, 2017