Bookender 

1.) Having sex with one person, leaving them and having sex with someone else unbeknownst to the first and, finally, returning to the first and banging them a final time, all within a short period of time.

2.) A person who particpates in such a sexual excursion.

1.) One night, in the Geen, the girl had a bookender.

2.) After the fun the night before, she was officially a bookender.

Bookender by Ben Filippini December 3, 2003

bookends 

A group of skinny girls between two heavy weight bitches. Usually done in professional photographs.

How did your wedding pictures turn out? "Nice, I am very happy with them! The photographer was really good." I saw you had two fatties in your wedding party. They didn't ruin the pictures did they? "No thank god she used them as bookends."

bookends by Mayble Chote October 3, 2011

Brokededed 

The act of breaking something.

Something that is broekn.

I brokededed your car.

The car is brokededed.

Brokededed by me2345 July 19, 2007

Turkish Bookends

A threeway involving two dopplebangers.

Oh man, that guy is so into himself, he has Turkish Bookends.

Turkish Bookends by anonymous December 26, 2021

Bookends 

A shop in The University of Aberdeen which sells second-hand books. Inhabited by a range of utterly insane students who have nothing else to do with their time and make too many awkward and random jokes.

Volunteer A: Yo, you going to Bookends?

Volunteer B: Duh, what else have I got to do with my life.

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Volunteer C: When do we get the new computer system?

Volunteer D: Dude, we work at BOOKENDS; so, I'm guessing 22nd century (TBD).

Bookends by BOOKENDS!!! March 23, 2010

bookered 

Bookered. To be tired, exhausted or spent. Overworked.

Man, i'm hungover, i haven't ate and i just walked for 2 hours to get home. I'm completely bookered.

bookered by Mr. garett November 7, 2010

bookends 

Two equally obese chicks (or dudes) in close proximity, like walking down the street, sitting next to each other or blocking an aisle in the store.

Look at those bookends!

bookends by Dezertman July 27, 2014