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alexis blackburn 

Alexis Blackburn is one of the most beautiful girl on the face of the girls all the boys chase after her and don't mess with her she don't play around
Alexis Blackburn is a person so boys be like dang Daniel she hot

Ben Blackburn 

Bit of a wanker, hates the lads, loves his ching.
That was so Ben Blackburn.

Blackburn 

The art of being overly negative constantly and falling out with family and friends.
"Dude, don't be such a negative Blackburn"

"Who's that" "Oh, don't mind him, he's a serious Blackburn"

"PLEASE don't pull a Blackburn on me..."
Blackburn by Josna123 August 6, 2012

Montana Blackburn 

A "Montana Blackburn" is when a man takes a shit early in the morning, but doesn't wipe his ass, then puts on tighty-whiteys. Late in the day, when he's having sex in the doggystyle position, he takes his shit-stained underwear and wraps it over her face, or across her mouth, and proceeds to fuck her while pulling on it.
"Man, I gave her such a nasty "Montana Blackburn" last night, she had to brush her teeth afterwards."
Montana Blackburn by Mr. Mister M September 18, 2009

Backburner Bastard 

The kind of bastard that puts nice pretty girls on the back burner, and instead dates some biologically confused Mexican trash bag that sells herself for food stamps and thinks she's a vampire.
Person 1: Gosh darnet I really liked that guy but it turns out that he was just a backburner bastard.

Person 2: Don't worry he'll be burned back when he's sitting in the corner and watching that Mexican slut sell her self for food stamps.

Person 1: Yeah, I hope it burns when he's eating Mexican man cum out of her twat..... stupid fucking backburner bastard.
Backburner Bastard by Lacey666 November 30, 2011

Blackburn 

The act of having a massive stool movement over a long period of time. Generally the movement would last half an hour at a minimum and the bowl evacuee would loose anywhere between 2-4kg in weight.
* I'm gonna go do a Blackburn, see you in an hour.

* Holy Miley Cyrus! I just did a Blackburn and I think I need stitches.
Blackburn by WITYC February 18, 2010