belgian waffle pudding
belgian waffle pudding by seachips December 27, 2024
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Hot Belgian Waffle
An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.
Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.
Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.
Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."
Hot Belgian Waffle by HoseRUs August 13, 2021
Belgian Mud Waffle
When one, can occur with diarrhea, fecal matters into a Belgian waffle maker. It is then heated until waffle-ized. It is then fed to the victim of choice. Enjoy.
Harry: Oh man, Tod. I can't wait to give Jim that Belgian Mud Waffle I made earlier. He is sooo going to pay for giving my cat a Beef Stew.
Tod: This is going to be epic.
Tod: This is going to be epic.
Belgian Mud Waffle by Rancid47 June 28, 2010
Belgian Blue Waffle
Nathan: "Dude I belgian blue waffled my girlfriend last night... It smelt like a bag of dead cats that had been pissed on..."
Joe : o.O
Joe : o.O
Belgian Blue Waffle by SuggestionThing June 30, 2011
Belgian Cunt Waffle
The act of taking a diseased woman's vaginal yeast discharge and cooking it for her. Best paired with the "truffles" growing from her ass crack and blueberry syrup.
YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle.
YO! I gave that nasty bitch a Belgian Cunt Waffle.
Belgian Cunt Waffle by BadBodine21 October 25, 2022
belgin waffle
A belgin waffle is when you are slaying a girl with your precariously wide chode and you decide to eject excalibur from the twat stone and proceed to turn around and defecate on said muff cabbage. Step on the defecation in order to give it a circular waffle shape After wards proceed to douse the pussy cake in sweet golden urine as to be the "syrup on her waffle".
Timmy: Um not to be awkward, but can i give you a belgin waffle
Maria: Yes, but be light on the syrup sexy babe.
Maria: Yes, but be light on the syrup sexy babe.
belgin waffle by Mark the gross March 1, 2011