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assed up 

(adj) The unsightly appearance of a person, place or thing. Commonly used in military setting when a superior scolds a junior (or group of juniors) for not keeping his/her/their appearance, living quarters, uniform, or equipment up to a standard of cleanliness and/or organization.

Synonyms: jacked up, fucked up, screwed up
Sergeant Slapstick: "Private Dingleberry!... I KNOW you did not just fall into my formation lookin so assed up... Get your stankin' ass back in the barracks to SHAVE, PUT ON A PRESSED UNIFORM and CLEAN YOUR BOOTS, you fuckin' fuckstick!"

Drill Sergeant Payne: "WAKE UP, 1st PLATOON!!! Now I KNOW y'all didn't go to bed last night leaving my bay floor lookin' so assed up! TOE THE LINE!!!"
assed up by Bozo McScrotus June 2, 2016
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Asriel Dreemurr 

cutest cinnamon roll goat you'll ever lay your eyes on

did nothing wrong.

HE ISN'T FLOWEY YOU PRICKS
that guy is so nice and sweet wow

yeah he's totally an asriel dreemurr

Asieduwaa 

A determined, vibrant lady from the Akan ethnicity (largest ethnic group in Ghana).
She strives for success and never gives up.
She is not only intellectually inclined, but she is also very physically attractive.
She is loyal and sincere, naturally caring; having motherly instincts, extremely helpful and fun to be with.
In a room full of people, she’s the one to get all the attention due to her wittiness and bubbly personality.
Such women make the best partners.
Asieduwaa is my life partner and I must say she is the complete package!
Asieduwaa by CB7🤩 May 16, 2020

half-assed 

Doing an activity only partly, or without one's whole self involved; doing something without caring, or without putting anything into it.
I do my homework half-assed because I don't like the course.
half-assed by KaBookie August 28, 2003

Assedema 

A large derriere caused by, or due to having the appearance of, swelling in the buttocks.
"Do these Jeans make me look like I have Assedema?"
Assedema by MJinMaine July 3, 2009
he's an aspie
i don't like the phrase 'i am a person with aspergers', i call myself an aspie
Aspie by BearIncognito March 28, 2018
A guy who is a number one hustler, big dick, millionaire. Ladies love him, girls adore him. He can seduce you in more than a few languages. Three things he always has: money, bitches and weed.
Damn Asier gets a lot of trim.
Asier by hardmbe2 November 21, 2010