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full-assed 

Adj. meaning all-out; with every effort; complete.
Why live life half-assed when you can live it full-assed?

assed up 

(adj) The unsightly appearance of a person, place or thing. Commonly used in military setting when a superior scolds a junior (or group of juniors) for not keeping his/her/their appearance, living quarters, uniform, or equipment up to a standard of cleanliness and/or organization.

Synonyms: jacked up, fucked up, screwed up
Sergeant Slapstick: "Private Dingleberry!... I KNOW you did not just fall into my formation lookin so assed up... Get your stankin' ass back in the barracks to SHAVE, PUT ON A PRESSED UNIFORM and CLEAN YOUR BOOTS, you fuckin' fuckstick!"

Drill Sergeant Payne: "WAKE UP, 1st PLATOON!!! Now I KNOW y'all didn't go to bed last night leaving my bay floor lookin' so assed up! TOE THE LINE!!!"
assed up by Bozo McScrotus June 2, 2016
1. A slow driver, elderly driver, one that pisses you off due to their slow nature.

2.Expletive used when you suck at Madden.
ASSDUMP!, lets move a litte faster!!!

Catch the F*ckin' ball assdump!
assdump by Evan Ackley December 19, 2005
The best women you will get to know in your life.
Loves coocking soccer cars sleeping food etc.
Will always have your back even if you're in trouble
Im gonna chill with my homegirl assia
Assia by Madeune February 26, 2017

Assdicting 

When that ass is addicting. Plain and simple.
A: Have you seen her booty lately?!
J: That booty is assdicting!
Name used for cute, petite and sweet women.
They are very beautiful and often have sexy curly hair.

Assia's may be little but they have big and amazing personalities.
- "My girlfriend's name is Assia."
- "Aww.. Every man needs an Assia."
Assia by The cute girl July 7, 2016