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Assasing 

Verb: Assasing. Pronounced ASSassING.
An activity you have no choice to partake in when a girl or guy falls in love with you, The catch is that they live 10+ Miles away from your current address. These girls and guys are known to..

A. Post on your wall everyday.

B. Ask you out all the time.

C. Troll any pages you have on Facebook.

D. Try and get your attention on a regular basis.

E. Uses words or phrases that you use alot.

F. Makes you sandwiches and does the laundry.

In any of these cases you may then take out and use the emergency word "Assasing"...
"If you live 10+ miles away from me, please... Don't pretend to fall in "love" with me and don't cover me in sweet words. Such thing doesn't exist. Want to be friends? Good. More than that? -.- I could be an assasing rapist and you wouldn't even know."
Assasing by KTCAD<3lol December 29, 2011
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Assanine 

Ass-a-nine:
When a girl has smokin body and nice butt
Friend: "did you see that girl"
Me: "oh ya, I would definitely give her an assanine"
Assanine by That-One-Kid March 6, 2014

Asianing 

To become an Asian for a short period time
Did you see that retarded guy? He went Asianing on his math homework.
Asianing by KyuTyler August 29, 2011

Assangism 

the policy of divulging secret or top-secret documents of the countries around the world for people to know what the actual state of affairs is. It is named after Julian Assange, an Aussie who is operating the WikiLeaks whisleblowing website.
Assangism is now making a hue and cry all over the world thanks to leak of secret cables by WikiLeaks.
Assangism by uttam maharjan December 20, 2010

assaninacal

combination of asinine and analitical. over thinking something to the point of being rediculousely stupid and completely pointless.
the amount of time invested in this definition was astronomicaly assaninacal.
assaninacal by Star Honez October 18, 2007

assbagging

Bullshitting; talking out of one's ass.
e.g.: Philosophers who discuss the implications of quantum mechanics without understanding the underlying math are just assbagging.

e.g. 2: You have no clue how the healthcare system in this country works, quit assbagging.
assbagging by DukePacifism November 25, 2013