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accidental techie 

The accidental techie is usually a person who understands computers or office equipment better than most in the organization, and can figure out how to adapt the knowledge to the organization's needs. This is the go-to person for technology issues at an office that doesn't have or can't afford tech support.
After Jason fixed Ellie's screen resolution he quickly became the accidental techie.
accidental techie by benab February 24, 2010
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Accidental Slut 

A girl who accidentally hooks up with or hits on another girl's boyfriend, because she didn't know they were dating.
Girl 1: "Him and I totally hooked up last night."
Girl 2: "OMG!! He has a girlfriend!!"
Girl 1: "WHAT?! I guess I'm an accidental slut!"
Accidental Slut by imnotaslut July 15, 2010

Accidental Boner 

When a guy gets hard just from light physical contact with or just being around a person that he is crushing on. It happens without warning and can sometimes create an awkward situation if the other person notices.
Jimmy: Hey Daniel! Me and Jessica are having an arm wrestling contest. Do you want in?
Daniel: Nah, with Jessica there I'll just get another Accidental Boner.
Jimmy: Jessica is pretty hot. I understand.

Accidental selfie 

When u take selfies by accident , posing without knowing
I took an accidental selfie on train
Accidental selfie by Sm00thh December 16, 2016

accidental sex 

Having sex with someone when you honestly didn't intend to, or are trying not to. Not always a bad thing and is no big deal because 'hey, accidents happen'.
I went over to my ex's place to drop off some stuff last night. We got talking, one thing led to another and we had accidental sex.

accidental tourist 

When wiping your ass and a finger accidentally pokes through the toilet paper.
What seemed to be an easy clean-up job was anything but, when I had an accidental tourist take a peek into the dmz.
accidental tourist by Bryan Xin February 12, 2004

accidental friendly fire 

to prematurely ejaculate.
Guy: ...Oooopps
Girl: Oops, what? why is it slippery all of a sudden?
Guy: Sorry babe. It was a little accidental friendly fire. I'll get you next time.