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A.S.S. - Anxiety Shit Syndrome

Definition:
Occurs during a time of a pandemic causing an individual to have shit attacks due to being highly anxious. Thus creating TP hoarders to buy excess amounts of toilet paper to wipe their ASS issue.
Holy shit! The world is coming to an end! Where is my TP's?!! I have A.S.S., this shit is coming!
A.S.S. by Blububbles714 March 20, 2020
Acronym for after school shit.
The customary excretion that it performed upon arrival home from school
"I had a great A.S.S. last night!"
"What? You did someone in the ass?
"No stupid! an After School Shit!"
A.S.S. by DJNigelDigel April 22, 2009
Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting (The initials of Adams, Stewart, Sting)
Have you ever heard A.S.S. singing All for love?
A.S.S. by AGreatBigFan November 8, 2010
The action of taking a after sex selfie and sending it to your friends to let them know, what you just did.
"Yesterday I sent an A.S.S. to my Ex. He was sooooo jealous."
A.S.S. by Crtoas January 26, 2018
Awareness shortage sociopath: Someone so self absorbed and unaware of other people around them that they act in a sociopathic manner. It's social blindness caused by obliviousness, ego, and general stupidity.
An A.S.S. nearly ran me over by accident because he wasn't paying attention or having any awareness whatsoever.
A.S.S. by Backstage Bum August 20, 2019