slap a bitch day 

on december 22nd it is slap a bitch day,a day where you can slap all the bitches that you don't like

slap a bitch day? yes please

slap a bitch day by karenhater November 10, 2020

National slap a fat person day 

on december 5th you can slap any fat person you want no matter what they say

Yo it’s december 5th let’s go slap Jaden it’s national slap a fat person day !

National slap a fat person day by Johnbooth December 2, 2021

Slap a tall person day 

On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.

"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"

"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"

Slap a tall person day by AttackOfTheAverageHeight November 20, 2020

slap a fifth 

The act of getting so drunk one must finish off a fifth of liqueur in one day and still be conscious enough to slap the bottle.

Trey wanted to get sauced so he said, "let's slap a fifth."
Trey was so cheesed he must've slapped a fifth.
Hey, let's slap a fifth.

slap a fifth by #thatguyinthecorner January 15, 2013

National slap a teacher day 

On January 23 everyone slaps one of their teachers and then leaves the class.

person 1: did you slap Mrs.Gehle for National slap a teacher day?
Person 2: No i slapped Mr.Mikecawk

National slap a teacher day by Mikecawk January 21, 2020

slap a canary on it 

to put a yellow sticker on a windshield of a car to indicate that the car is unroadworthy. Australian English only

This car is a real disgrace. I really have no choice but to "slap a canary on it".

slap a canary on it by Aussieq April 6, 2010

slap a cig 

to ask someone if they have an extra cigarette for you or to ask if they want to go smoke one

-Damn, I got a 4% on my math test, I need to go slap a cig.

-Shit, I'm out of cigs, you mind if I slap one?

slap a cig by captain insano32 March 14, 2011