shower 

When someone is spitting while they're talking.

Maggie: Jsjskidksjdndsjslwh....
Anna: Dude, calm down you showered me.

shower by yanaxvi December 14, 2015

Shower 

Term used for masturbation when the actual word is unsuitable, such as in public or over text message

"im so bored, theres nothing to do"
"i think you should go take a shower"

"OMG, i just had the most amazing shower, i can't wait to do it again"

"That shower made me so wet"

Shower by showergirl2 October 6, 2012

Shower 

Girls typically use this as an excuse to masturbate without others knowing, especially over text

Guy: Wyd?
Girl: I'm about to get in the shower
Guy: Didn't you take one last night?
Girl: yeah but, idk, I just feel like a shower would be nice lol

Shower by BueenQitch April 20, 2018

shower 

water pouring down in order to bathe yourself

"I'm so dirty I'm going to take a shower."

shower by nicole August 7, 2003

shower 

a seethrough pleasure chamber where water comes out of the ceiling. a place for no more or less than two bears to have slidey cuddley kissy sexy sexy funtimes.

nillabear and chocobear will be having many showers this weekend.

shower by chocobear January 14, 2010

Shower 

The place where you can't tell the difference of water and tears

I take showers to hide my depression

Shower by Dude I suck at life April 9, 2017

Shower 

When a friend says ''brb going to take a shower'' or '' I'm going to take a shower'' and never comes back.

You know I'm going to take a shower. (note they said they are a little tired)

Shower by AnimeFaggot July 29, 2016