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Ottawa, Canada. Not the "home" of the Blues exactly, but the Blues foster home when the Blues were having adolescent problems and got kicked out of the house a few times for bad behaviour and letting their room get all skanky.
Blues Fan #1: Geez, where can I hear some good blues now that I'm out of Gitmo' but can't get into the states?
Blues Fan #2: Aww. Bummer dude. You should buy some snow shoes and move to Fat City. They've got it all. Canadians invented the Blues.
fat city by Dali Clama December 14, 2013

Hammock City 

A gathering of drunken campers, usually around multiple bonfires string several hammocks up in the woods and party for the weekend
I heard the hammock city this weekend is gonna be awesome.
Hammock City by One Smart-ass redneck September 28, 2014

fairmount city 

Fairmount City

The shear mention of this shithole is enough to make a new born baby cry, if not from its ghastly appearance, then from its ungodly smell. The people who live there fit into to 3 categories. Rednecks, Christians Rednecks, or the atheist who lives across from Church. However it is conveniently located next to Redneck Valley High School. A great place for your kids to learn, ya know, as long as they grew up there. Otherwise youll either be riduculed into suicide or moving to a new state, but not before someone impregnates your daughter in the bathroom by the football field. If at all possible avoid this place. Its fuckin terrible. If you comin through role up the windows and lock the doors And dont you dare stop at the near by burger king, you will get diabetes just from lookimg at half the staff and patrons.
How about a song instead of a sentence. Read to the tune of "Paradise City" By Guns N Roses

Get me out of Fairmount City, where grass is brown and air smells shitty. Oh God i want a new home... yeah yeah.
fairmount city by Balloon Cock February 7, 2015

Grove City, IL

A very small town in illinos. If you blink you will miss it. There is about 12 houses but only 7 or 8 are lived in. This is also the home of the J&J Motorsports race team.
I think we just drove through Grove City, IL

Kansas City Log Jammer

The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.
I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.

Midnight City Buzz

a euphoric chemical reaction when the glazed foam of pure 1970's brut rose is coupled with the king of mints, Kim-mint. With the right environment, the right mood, will set the endorphins to its fullest form. While sharing the experience with your squad along a ton of bomb ass "dirty girls" being served by a certified midnight city concierge.

Warning: This method can only be done with a group of girls getting 2 hookahs, being served only by the midnight boyz.
Liz - Lets get the Midnight City buzz it's amazing

Jen - Ya I can use a Midnight City Buzz