face pressed against glass 

When someone presses their face against glass/window. People sometimes press their face against glass so they can make funny faces since you can see your face getting squished on the other side.

He looks funny when he's got his face pressed against glass.

face pressed against glass by A random person you don't know May 2, 2022

Car-pressed

Being depressed about your car

Mike is car-pressed cause he's car is at the shop

Car-pressed by Fwtxritaa April 3, 2023

Bench pressed 

The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over.

This term is versatile and can mean the following:

Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.

Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.

Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.

The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.

This fool thinks sbmm doesnt exist so I bench pressed his dumbass opinion into the dirt.

Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.

I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.

Bench pressed by Distortus Dongasaurus April 23, 2023

Edwin and the Pressure 

An awesome alternative rock band with several hits. Can seem pop-ish when compared to SOAD or Godsmack, but then most things are. They have a couple of great songs, most are based on drugs/alcohol. "Let's Dance" was a top ten hit for almost three weeks straight. They use distortion and light sound effects, keyboard and electric drums to emphasize a different sound. Quote, "'Edwin & The Pressure' is instantly captivating, cool, powerful, emotive and intense. From the slamming first single, "Superhoney" to the infectious "Firecracker," to the orchestral atmosphere of "High" and "Malibu Sunset," Edwin's voice links each and carries the listener on a dynamic musical ride."
Ediwn was also a solo artist with his album, "another spin around the sun"

Quote from Edwin and the Pressure, let's dance

You can drive through the night
Till the roads outta sight
Put the top down, hang out the window
Under the shiny Northern Lights

And who will be your man
And who will be there then
Cuz we all know shit happens
Let's dance
Let's dance

Edwin and the Pressure by Addie Grigg May 21, 2006

Pressurized 

Feeling much pressure, especially in a social situation. Feeling out of ones element.

I was at my friend Janelle's house, but I left early because I felt pressurized.

Pressurized by C W W December 16, 2008

pressed 

To be dressed to impress, clean and fresh clothing.

"Yo cuz I'm pressed, got a pocket full of dough, and I'm ready to hit da club!"

pressed by BigBallaCuz12 January 13, 2009

gold-pressed latinum

highly specific Star Trek slang used to describe nerds who wear too much bling.

"Get a load of Poindexter! Where you going with all that gold-pressed latinum, booooyyyyyy?"

gold-pressed latinum by JDC June 21, 2005