planking 

When one proceeds to lie flat on a dangerous/unusual surface, with their hands by their sides. A photo is then taken of the planker, and posted online. It is a competition to plank in the most unusual/dangerous place. People have died planking - yet it is still an internet craze. Its fucking stupid.

Dude, did you see that guy lying on top of that 8 storey high pole?

Yeah man, he was planking.

Oh. Get a photo before he fell?

planking by jahhman23 June 19, 2011

playing the cavern 

To give a woman oral sex.

My girlfriend seemed to enjoy it when I played the cavern last night.

playing the cavern by Pete November 10, 2004

playing the D.J 

A woman masturbating.

"your watching fight club! when i get home i dont want to catch you playing the D.J!"

playing the D.J by jkrych February 5, 2008

playing with channy 

spending time with your girlfriend instead of your mates. being under the thumb. no stick.

"hey luke, you comin out tonight?"
"nah, i'm playing with channy"

"hey luke what did you get up to on the weekend?"
"friday night i had to work, sat night i played with channy"

"nah sorry guys i can't come out on the weekend, i'm booked in to play with channy"

"corn chips has fully got me under the thumb"

playing with channy by Disgruntled Friend May 17, 2008

playing for the win

when playing domination on call of duty - world at war and you have very few kills. you aren't playing to get kills, you are playing for the win.

Scott: Dude, Ross, tough game, huh?
Ross: Nah brah, I'm playing for the win.

playing for the win by tayzee March 10, 2009

playing the beegees 

masturbating

"Scott was playing the beegees so hard last night!"

playing the beegees by JosephStalinIII November 5, 2009

Playing a Brown Note 

1. Another term for doing a fart

2. An expansion on the definition of a mythical noise that induces instantaneous bowel evacuation

Sniff, sniff.... "Did you just play a brown note? Oh yuck"

or

What are you doing honey?

Aww nothin....Playing a brown note

Playing a Brown Note by ruby_wednesday April 19, 2010