arizona sweet tea

the best drink in the fabric of reality itself and if you disagree you're just wrong

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Arizona Rainstorm

When a guy and a chick are 69ing and both piss a hot stream of urine on each others faces.

Chuck: When I was banging Chloe last night we did a Arizona Rainstorm on each other.

Chris: No way bro sick!

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When gay men are having an orgy, when ready to orgasm, where the guys jerk off and shove their cocks in the one mans ass as they cum

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That thing where a guy gets on all fours like a scorpion, then he chases the girl around trying to sting her with his dick.

“Man, you give your girl the Arizona Jab yet? My girl straight is poisoned from my pokey dick.”

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The sweat that runs down the crack of your partners ass during the summer time in Phoenix while trying to perform anal in a 71 Volkswagen.

I didn’t bring the KY jelly so we used ARIZONA lube to put it in the dumper.

arizona lube by AzRev February 3, 2022

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The newest last team is another Arizona Hotshots.

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When a girl shits in your mouth and you proceed to perform oral sex on her.

Wes: “Remember when I gave Rachael an Arizona Log Mover”

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