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loading a musket 

metaphor for anal sex, but the kind that really packs it in there, you know the kind that will probably have some sort of explosive finale
Dude, I totally want to stick it in that girl's ass..
I dunno, bro, she looks too uptight, if you tried it'd probably be like loading a musket, after you pullout she's gonna shart all over the place
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car leasing 

The act of renting a car on a long term finance agreement. You pay a monthly fee and get a new car.
I got a great car leasing deal to get my new car.
car leasing by Smythie78 February 8, 2018

The leaving cert

The very important time in your secondary school life that basically decides your future, it allows you to enter the college of your choice with points that you yearn from the final exams. These finally exams are on everything you have learned in 6 years. This is why its very important to not sleep or dose many classes. As you will fail the leaving cert and utterly ruin your entire career. So no pressure
So the leaving cert is coming up gosh i hope i do well

World Trade Center (aka-Leaning Tower of [Pisa]) 

While the girl is standing and bent over at her waist, while grabbing her ankles, the guy fucks her from behind. Then right before he cums, he pushes her over and jizzes all over her body.
The World Trade Center (aka-Leaning Tower of Pisa) is similar to shoving someone over when doing a hamstring stretch.

Leaning Tower of Pisa 

When two guys are having sex with a girl, and the guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape, except one is a midget.
Yeah we leaning tower of pisa'd her last night

Loading Dock 

Backing up against a urinal and defecating into it, either due to commode stalls being occupied, or revenge at a janitor.
Lee was mad at Missy, the cleaning lady at work, so he pulled a loading dock in the men's restroom. Missy had to go log fishing and replace the cherry puck.
Loading Dock by Eman1187 May 5, 2009

Side Loading 

The act of having sex while both parties are laying on their sides.
Victor said he enjoyed side loading Lisa so he can watch TV at the same time.
Side Loading by Brown TeaPot September 10, 2009