A wet 

Noun. A weedy, pathetic and spineless person of questionable character. A sycophant by demeanour, typically someone whose nose is frequently exposed to the excrement around the rectums of others who hold positions of authority or influence.

Oh James is such a wet, he makes my skin crawl.

A wet by MrMegaMcWang February 13, 2017

getting wet 

The act of using PCP.

"Yo, I didn't know Shorty Do-Wop was getting wet! I seen her at the dope spot buyin' some Boat." Note: "Boat" and "Lovely" are shortened versions of "Love Boat" - the name commonly used on the streets of Washington D.C. when discussing PCP.

getting wet by SmartBrother July 27, 2014

sloppy wet pissy fish

The smell that an unclean vagina omits

She walked in the room and even tho she still has clothes on, the smell of sloppy wet pissy fish is overwhelming

sloppy wet pissy fish by Ryan_Hawkes September 20, 2009

Is water wet 

Duh what a dumb question

Is water wet?
Eddie J: I, an intellectual, believe water is not wet
Ablitz, me, and the entire rest of the fucking world: it’s wet dipshit

Is water wet by PhysicsGurl July 21, 2018

The Texas Wet Dog

1. Originated in Texas, The Texas Wet Dog, is a common sexual maneuver in which a man first performs the pull and pray method during vaginal sex and then commences to bust his nut. A dog, (preferably fuzzy, small and hand held) sits on standby near the area of occurrence, and is used as a means of cleaning up the man's love juice.

2. Other forms include the Texas Dirty Dog, where soon after anal sex, the dog (preferably a German Shepherd) cleans up the excess fecal matter.

John: Want to get your suck on?
Shandra: Yeah! But I'm not sure about the cleanup...
John: No worries, we have Rover for the Texas Wet Dog!

The Texas Wet Dog by Connor Blake Simons June 6, 2009

Michigan wet sock

When you jerk off in a sock while thinking about the great lakes. Then you discard in a corner of a room.

Mike and I missed home so much we would have a Michigan wet sock in every room.

Michigan wet sock by obwon420 March 27, 2009

Thats Wet 

Something being so extremely cool. Like wet lady parts or anything that has to do with something being wet.

Person#1:Omg last night I was hella wasted bruh I couldn't focus on anything. Riding to that party in my Hyundai. Person #2: Thats wet !

Thats Wet by ashura12 December 27, 2011