Parking Lot Theory 

"Women are like parking spaces: The good ones are always taken."

The theory that when unsure of whether or not a woman is single, that the likelihood of her being taken is directly correlated to how desirable she is.

Guy 1: I'm pretty interested in her but I'm not sure if she's seeing someone already.
Guy 2: A girl like her? Parking Lot Theory says you're too late.

Parking Lot Theory by icaruswings September 8, 2004

parker 

A mountain man. a very good looking dude. super sweet and nice. he may stare at you and seem to be in love with you; but you may never know. awesome in every way. very athletic such as rock climbing, skiing, speedflying, surfing, hunting, etc. ....but he never sticks around to tell you his real feelings if they were ever there?

parker is gone? is parker a chicken at heart? man or mouse?

parker by namemyname May 19, 2020

Parker 

That kid you thought was the plainest, most boring, most normal kid you'd ever seen until you started talking to him. When talked to, a Parker will magically transform into a wizard of strangeness that you slowly realize is a lot like you. Parkers have an innability to be assholes, and they are usually your introduction to the actual cool world. He's not one of those losers who say they're cool. He actually IS cool. And he lacks no self esteem, but he doesnt flaunt his coolness like the other guys do.Usually he keeps his real feelings a secret, but he's easy to figure out. A parker is, in a package, a crazily cool good friend.

"hey look it's parker!"
"HES SO MAGICAL"

Parker by winslowswag February 28, 2015

Portable Parking Lot

A car carrier truck. A truck used to haul cars to a dealer's lot.

Mack drives a portable parking lot for Ford.

Portable Parking Lot by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

tard parker

Someone who cannot park their vehicle correctly in a parking lot. Originated by employees at the Competitive Gear bike shop in Erie, Pennsylvania.

If that tard parker dings my Subaru, I'm going to slash his tires.

tard parker by improviduto August 26, 2005

Peter Parker Syndrome 

Being brilliant but lazy.

I could have gottn an A if I didn't suffer from Peter Parker Syndrome.

Peter Parker Syndrome by DarkElite777 December 31, 2007

parksville 

Hick town on Vancouver Island, but not as hick as Errington. Kind of like Errington and Qualicum Beach's bastard child.

It's mostly made up of old people, but the townies in the area still think they're the shit.

Guy: Wow, there's not much to do around here.
Guy 2: Well duh, we're in Parksville.

parksville by hellogoodbyehello March 17, 2010