Blowjob Season 

The time of the month when ones' spouse or sexual relation has a useless vagina.

Jermaine : 'Yo Andy, did you bang that chick the other night?'

Andy : 'Na man it's blowjob season, I got some head!'

Jermaine : 'Blowjob season is the best'

Blowjob Season by FunkiestCoffee July 12, 2010

blowjob hostage 

The act of holding out from giving head for a period of time in order to get something in return, such as an apology or attention.

Ever since our fight, she has been holding me blowjob hostage. Dang man, better dump her.

blowjob hostage by Dante-Alighieri February 26, 2011

Blowjob Eclipse 

BlowJob Eclipse is when a white blonde girl is sucking you off and than a black girl comes a bit after to eat your ass at the same time!

Dude, it was total BlowJob Eclipse yesterday. None of that partial shit.

Blowjob Eclipse by MarCer August 21, 2017

blowjob crows feet 

When a woman has wrinkle’s around the corners of their mouth from sucking too much dick. Average age 35 to 60

Ohh can you tell if a cougar has sucked a lot of dick , just formblowjob crows feet:

blowjob crows feet by Grizzlygunnz May 14, 2018

blowjob bobby 

This is a guy who gives rapid blowjobs to other guys.

Wow we got a blowjob bobby in the bar, watch how fast that head bob up and down.

blowjob bobby by Wordlink May 25, 2018

Blowjob Rock 

The mountain in Sedona, Arizona, that has some cutesy tourist name but is, in fact, shaped like a bunch of guys in line for a blow job.

You'd need a lot of ropes to climb blowjob rock.

Blowjob Rock by queequeg18 March 15, 2010

blowjob hangover 

After a night of swallowing many loads, a girl will wake up feeling physcially ill, depending on how much cum she let down her throat. The most common feeling is a bad headache, just as a normal hangover would feel. Normal scale used, 1 drink = 1 load, so the more there is to "drink" the worse the hangover will be

Wow dude, last night that girl Melissa really showed her appreciation for the cock, she sucked off at least a baker's dozen at the kegger, I wouldn't be suprised if she's got a massive blowjob hangover.

blowjob hangover by bill overload December 27, 2005