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Alternate Take Freak 

A person who must own a copy of every alternate take, live version and demo of a song.
"Though Jimi Hendrix made 3 studio albums and 1 live album, Bob has to be a Alternate Take Freak and own every demo

Alternative Media Mixology 

The use of components other than alcohol to create a blend and fusion of work that can be seen as artistic. Alternative Media Mixology is specifically that Art of high-end card making using a range of colours, textures and smells which appeal to the senses in new and unique ways.
Notelli.com does some great work, it's like alternative media mixology

alternative shoulder tap 

Tapping someone's left shoulder while standing on the right, or vice versa.
Bob just alternative shoulder tapped Susie.

Alternafrump 

A woman or girl who aspires to dress, act, and think "hip", but ultimately comes off as being plain and frumpy.
I went to this hipster bar in SouthEast that was crowded with alternafrumps.
Alternafrump by jack saturday July 27, 2016

Alternating lag 

Rare but really annoying form of lag, it gives you anywhere from 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of freeze, and then flips to 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of decent FPS.
So, I have half a second to run away from these blazes, before it freezes me for 1.5 seconds, to so I DON'T experience to full fun of running away from blazes... FUCK YOU TO HELL, Alternating lag!
Alternating lag by Itz Rob August 27, 2016

Alternative respect 

Something other than admiration;Disdain;Skepticism
I have alternative respect for our new president.
Alternative respect by 2Dana January 25, 2017