mc massive 

very good / fat / big

My god that tune had the most mc massive of bass lines

mc massive by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Masive 

A term used to describe how a immensly small a object can be.

Bill: I have a MASIVE cock!

Ted:Bill's also the kind of person who, having noticed i have tiny hands and feet, decided I probably have a small cock too. When I (obviously) didn't rebutt it with the claim that my cock is in fact masive.

Masive by Putthelotioninthebasket89 January 16, 2009

Massimo 

a stupid guy no one likes cause he always gets mad and will annoy you to find out what annoys you most so he can laugh at you getting mad so you can use it as an insult so like it means your an stupid salty annoying idiot.

YOUR A MASSIMO!

Massimo by OkSoImANerdDoYouHaveAProblem November 21, 2019

massimo 

someone who refuses to skeet for money
or
someone who gets no action

man, that guy is such a massimo

massimo by teabagger June 21, 2004

massively zeke 

something that is incredibly cool. Derived from the temperature Absolute Zero, or zero degrees Kelvin.

Man, that new MMORPG is massively zeke!

massively zeke by GraceSorrow March 4, 2009

Massive Jk 

it is "just kidding" but for things even more serious

Bob: your mom's a whore steve
Steve: what the hell man
Bob:Massive jk

Massive Jk by fullmetal pharoh May 8, 2010

Massive Tot

A drinking session of epic proportion

I was only staying for a few beers with the lads and all of a sudden it turned into a Massive Tot

Massive Tot by My-Key-Dee September 13, 2010