Literary Selfie 

Autobiography. - synonym

With the ever increasing interest in the "it's all about me" social media, it is only fitting that the written word evolve along with the instant digital imagery subject matter that brought us the word "selfie". Sadly though, as over-used as it is, most online auto-correction scripts still do not recognize "selfie" as a word.

Tell-all books and autobiographies written by a former celebrities are really nothing more than "Literary Selfies" of forgotten personalities.

Literary Selfie by Mikeyber August 4, 2014

Gliterally 

When you want to say literally, but also want to be FABULOUS!

I gliterally threw up.

Gliterally by Arie Greenfield July 22, 2015

literal fucking hell of a place 

an absolute terrible place that gives people depression for example PP’s spanish class. truly a bad place i must say

this class literal fucking hell of a place

literal fucking hell of a place by student of PP December 29, 2018

legiterally 

A combination of legitimately and literally.
It's a word, I swear.

"What the fuck does legiterally mean???"
"Derek please, we need to continue the sacrifice."

legiterally by I Write Random Explanations November 17, 2020

litteraly 

Another way of spelling literally so mf’s don’t need to correct you

girl : omg that is litteraly amazing
boy: literally*
girl: stfu

litteraly by welcomer August 5, 2022

Literary crack 

Literary crack refers to books that are very, very addicting. While some claim to have fallen victim to LC from reading Harry Potter, the truest occurrence of LC is found from reading Twilight.

Just like crack, literary crack will screw your mind over in the end. Trust me, I suffer from it (from Twilight), and it's horrible. All you think about is the book, characters from the book, what the characters do in the book, ect. Basically, it consumes you.

From my own experiences, literary crack users need to read their book of choice at least once a week. They constantly quote the book, too. Fansites about the book are usually where they are, and they are very picky about details when it comes to the book.

If the book happens to be made into a movie, they love to spend their time criticizing the actors, released clips, and photographs. They won't enjoy the movie when it is released, and will complain about cut lines/scenes and added lines/scenes. After all, people on LC do know the book the best.

In serious cases of extreme LC use, they begin to have no life, and instead take it upon themselves to become someone from the book.

Although it may seem horrible to you, LC users are quite happy. It is only until the last book is released, that they go into a mental breakdown.

I've supplied literary crack to three people.

Twilight has dazzled girls across America, with each one spreading the literary crack to their friends.

Literary crack by xoxoslythERIN August 4, 2008

Literal Autism 

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Me: hmm... what should I post on the UD today??
Also Me: *Has Literal Autism*
Me to me: I have a great Idea

Literal Autism by Fig boy December 17, 2018