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Eleven Lives Left 

adj. n. verb.
1. Nightmare.
2. A fear of having two of anything.
3. An irrational hatred of double chins.
4. A popular westcountry musical outfit, with a cunt playing bass in a very pumptious manner.
5. Not quite as good as Twelve Lives Left or Full Speed Alone.
Dave "Are you going to see Eleven Lives Left tonight mate?
Rob "No. They're shit."
Dave "Don't be stupid, they're good!"
Rob "But Luke plays in the band"
Dave "Oh yeah. He's a right pumptious cunt"
Eleven Lives Left by How it is April 6, 2005

one-eleven 

(v) to wipe your dirty ass with your index, middle and ring fingers in unison. Typically one does this when there is no toilet paper or suitable substitution available.
Steve one-elevened his messy hiney after realizing he ran out of Charmin.
one-eleven by Randman January 18, 2006

eleventeen 

1) 1B. Possible in any counting system with 12 or more digits, with 23 being the value for a 12-digit system and therefore the lowest possible value. In the standard 10-digit system, eleventeen is just nonsense.
2) Any number of dubious merit.
3) An adolescent who has not finished puberty who attempts to be taken seriously by acting like someone who has, though most frequently, this act is obvious and leads to be taken less seriously.
1) Michael Jordan wore eleventeen for the Bulls.
2) Apparently, eleventeen hundred dollars is a fictional number, so they sold the chair to that jerk in the ugly sweater instead of me.
3) I stopped listening to their eleventeen drama, since it was just pointless whining over temporary problems.
eleventeen by blackjack6124 November 26, 2011

Eleventeen 

The amount of alcohol drunk in an evening that leads to alcoholic amnesia. Never a consistent amount, but always more than 10 pints or shorts, hence 'eleventeen'
How many have I drunk? Eleventeen but I've room for another...
Eleventeen by SBWNik April 21, 2011

eleven fifty nine 

Basically a time of death. One minute before midnight, one minute after 11:58. Only real nerds will get this reference.

Well, not until 2025. Because I'm from the future.
Eleven fifty nine - The exact time someone dies.
eleven fifty nine by Dagranite June 20, 2016
Usually a snack from a vending machine enjoyed by someone who is too greedy to wait for lunch.
<person1: 10.45am> Do you have any snacks over there I can eat?

<person2: 10.46am> There's a vending machine over there for people who require elevenses.
elevenses by JNUK June 9, 2005