Skip to main content

Snorkel tit 

When one tit is sufficiently larger than a snorkel. Generally found in men aged 74 and above. Extremely fatal.
Mom, what's that on Grandpa's chest?
Honey, that is what we call.."a snorkel tit"

semen snorkeling 

when a person is wearing a veterinary cone over their head, to cum some much on a persons face, most likely requiring at least 9 guys cumming on one person, that they must use a snorkel.
If she hadn't been using that snorkel, in the act of semen snorkeling, she would have literally drowned in cum.

Portland Snorkel 

Verb. When a girl is sucking on your balls and the shaft of your penis looks like a snorkel running parallel to the side of her face. If the girl is wearing glasses, it adds to the effect by mimicking goggles. Hence "Portland", because all the hot girls wear glasses.
Ed told me he got a Portland Snorkel for Sarah last night in the library. What a whore.
Portland Snorkel by Lord Reg May 16, 2011
I snorkeled for the first time ever last week. Loved it, except for the mouthful of sea water I got.
snorkel by Rolie February 10, 2004
Making out with your favorite girl while she is zipped up inside of your winter coat with you.
Hey Kalela, you want to go snorkle on lunch break?
snorkle by Kileki December 13, 2005

snorkel gear 

When ya got that hoo hang jimmy wang in someone's mouth, and a testicle over each eye. Resembles snorkeling gear in a crude way. . . A ho staple. Usually,If a bitch ASKS for the snorkel gear, you're gonna want to make sure the bitch aint got herpes.Or something. . . Also, fun to slip a roofie in a girl's (or guys) drink, give the bitch the gear, take pictures of it and post it all over the internet.
Yea bruesss i was mad doggin this ho wit ma fuck stick saturday night, slipped her a roofie, gave her the snorkel gear! check it out up on myspace!!
snorkel gear by Tampa M October 19, 2006