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Sloppy Tyson 

A brown smear that occurs as a result of a punch in the face after fist f-ing a guy or a girl.
Hey, that guy looks like he just got a sloppy tyson.
Sloppy Tyson by Goat September 14, 2003

Dirty Tyson 

While giving your girl by the ass bite her ear and spit it
Lisa: Hey Mary, whats up with your ear?
Mary: Oh! That bastard of Damian, he made me a Dirty Tyson
Dirty Tyson by Paiza September 26, 2006

Mike Tyson

Problably the scariest man on the planet.
James: I was in the same room as Mike Tyson!
Randy: Really? How was it?
James: Now I know how that kid felt when he fell in the gorilla cage.
Mike Tyson by Tony two timez January 24, 2018

Chris Tyson 

Chris Tyson is part of the Mr Beast gang and fell in love with karl instantly and also has an adorable child.
No one:
No one at all:
Chris Tyson: Moisturizer
Chris Tyson by Araceli :) November 4, 2020

hybernating tyson 

when you put a hamster up your ass and then sleep till 3 pm all week.
derek:why doesn't he ever get outta bed before 4pm?
bubba:kids pulling a hybernating tyson!
derek:thats fucked up who put the hamster in his ass?
bubba:fuck if i know he probably did it him self.
hybernating tyson by sickfreak333 January 7, 2011

Mike Tyson

A black mongoloid, who will bite your ear off if he begins to lose. He also will not be kicked out of the tournament, or any others, for such a deed.
Mike Tyson says, "RARGH! ME MIKE TYSON! EAR GOOD!"
Mike Tyson by Amerikaner August 27, 2006