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Caden Sieber 

(adjective) when your so unathletic that anything that you touch with your bare hands will end up on the floor. When one is described using this phrase, they should rethink their life choices and get back to the weight room.
Dude, how did you drop that catch? Your such a Caden Sieber!
Caden Sieber by Lil Diabetus November 9, 2021

Caden Matson 

A phenomenal athlete who goes above and beyond the the playing field. Probably the best player humboldt football has seen.
Caden matson is a stud at football
Caden Matson by Madmarvin March 29, 2022

caden's dick 

That's a Caden's dick tiny
caden's dick by Jfguccgg April 19, 2017

Caden Smith 

Caden Smith is nice and cute at the beginning of the relationship.. you will soon realize he is a women beater, unloyal whore, will sleep with your cousin, is a drug addict, disrespectful to his mother, will take it in the ass, has no heart and spams cringe pictures of himself on his instagram.
Corey: Why did you beat the shit out of Caden Smith?
Aaliyah: because he is an ass hole and deserves to be dead.
Caden Smith by suckmydick21 January 9, 2019

Caden Ballinger

also known as Loren that’s what he used to be called and still is sometimes but he doesn’t like it because people used to make fun of it but he doesn’t know it’s a great name . He has curly brown hair which is adorable he mainly where’s a hat which is hot af, his freckles are sooo cute, he has great eyes that when you make eye contact you don’t wanna look away, lastly he has a perfect smile it is so dang cute you all wanna get anything to make him smile because it’s the best thing in the world. Oh and what’s crazy is that’s not the best part of course it’s his personality he is so kinda hearted and such a loving person you will wonder where he has been your whole life. He has had lots of hard times in life, but he’s found a way to his true self
that makes everyone wanna be around him constantly and love him for who he is because he is basically perfect and that is no lie. He’s a great friend who’s very trustworthy and he makes a good boyfriend and that’s a fact because he knows how to treats girls and how to make them the happiest. He’s crazy and silly but that’s what makes him who he is. Most people won’t mess with him because he’s a bad ass and most are scared of him. He gives literally the best advise anyone could ask for because dang is he a smart guy. He knows how to make anyone happy instantly, he is sooo sweet it’s crazy. Just saying you wanna know him and be in his life because it’s damn sure worth it.
person one: do you know that Caden Ballinger?

person two: yes who doesn’t, but I wouldn’t mess when them he’s a bad ass. #i wanna be like him

Caden Nar 

The word Caden Nar means a neek
Neek: I like boys
Hammaad: You absolute Caden Nar
Caden Nar by R-JUN June 26, 2020