smack diddly donk

A word we use to threaten our kids instead of saying "Do you want a spanking?" Will stop all bad behavior immediately. Trust. Also works with some adults.

Credit to my neighbor Becca H.

"Stop crying or I'll give you a smack diddly donk!"

Lisa had second thoughts about snooping in her brother's room...what if he gave her a smack diddly donk? That would hurt! Wouldn't it?

smack diddly donk by Momma Betsy February 3, 2008

cock diddler 

it means that you are gay and just plain and simple love to diddle cock in and around your mouth-- to diddle ones cock means to toss or jossle around in ones hand or mouth. if you are a girl it is a compliment to a guy...not so much.

"That new kid Aidan is such a cock diddler."
"Oh boy, my girlfriend is a great cock diddler."

cock diddler by Christian Giordano April 28, 2008

Widdle Diddle

A name for a Mauritian girl who has an amazing smile and big beautiful eyes. If you find one of these, never mess up as they are very rare!

1. Wooooow! Widdle Diddle...you are amazing!

2. You are so amazing, you must be a Widdle Diddle!

Widdle Diddle by Mikcakes Luvin' October 30, 2010

Dark Night Diddler

The Nickname for a man whose sexual experience mainly includes fingering a wide vagina in the dark of the night under blankets. The girl then may try to diddle back to only find a pile of pubic hair.

My friends call me Pot Roast, The Dark Night Diddler, and the Crossing Guard!

Dark Night Diddler by dunny. December 3, 2010

Didilo

Someone who is totally twit with no common sense.

Someone whos stupid who wont get out of ya face and is dumb.

That Donny Osmond is such a didilo, he's always hogging the limelight to the point where I dont know any of the other Osmonds, except for Marie cause she was fit. (One of them look's like Kenny Rogers though, but I dont think its him)

Didilo by Miloflembo May 25, 2008

diddy boppin 

diddy boppin refers to the "bop" and "swag" p diddy was walkin with when he beat his court case.

one cat: damn holmes how you gon be diddy boppin like that
second cat: word homie, i just copped some ice creams

diddy boppin by doseone January 11, 2008

Diddick 

Used instead of dick or penis to represent the male sex organ. Could also be used as a verb, similar to dick.

Noun: Sexually, that girl worshipped my diddick like a cross.

Verb: That chick with the herpes? Yeah, I diddicked her last year, pre-disease...

Diddick by Young Beano May 19, 2005