Plow My Waiting Honeypot 

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Jill: "She asked me to talk dirty to her and I had no idea what to say. I failed"
Jill's favorite neighbor: "Did you try "Plow my waiting honeypot(; "?"

Plow My Waiting Honeypot by TheFavNeighbor November 21, 2010

waiting for Godot 

When 2 or more people are trying to leave a place and one person declares the need to leave followed by absolutely no action on any ones part.

I tried to get my friends to go to the store before it closed, but we all just kept waiting for Godot.

waiting for Godot by kirk September 15, 2017

wee waiting 

Having to hold off going to the bathroom, because you're waiting for the scheduled arrival of a service-person or package delivery.

The cable guy said he'd be here between 9 and 12. I have two more hours of wee waiting to do.

wee waiting by Ice April 20, 2015

three holes no waiting 

When a girl has sex with 3 guys simultaneously and her mouth, butt, and vagina are all being used at the same time.

Sally went into a room with three guys and there is definitely some three holes no waiting going on.

three holes no waiting by Antone the Mantone September 17, 2013

White Water Wristing 

Jacking off, polishing the pewter, wrestling the one eyed snake, training the purple headed warrior, cleaning the pipes, masterbating,

Damn, is that guy white water wristing in the hottub?

White Water Wristing by Allison January 21, 2004

Stall Waiting 

Stall Waiting occurs when two women who are pee shy occupy adjacent stalls. They can't empty their bladderswhen anyone is nearby because it makes a noise when they urinate into the toilet. So they wait until one gives up still with a painfully full bladder and leaves. If there are no other persons in the Ladies Room, the woman who is still in the stall is able to pee after holding her bladder for all day at work. It was 3 p.m. She last peed at 7 a.m.

My girl friend Joan hates Stall Waiting. She can't pee in a a private stall when there are lines of women waiting for each toilet in a crowded rest stop Ladies Room. When she got back in the car, she cried. I asked her what was wrong. She reminded me that we started out 6 hours ago. This is the second time she couldn't pee. Her bladder was bulging painfully. That turned me on.

It also happens with guys. There is a sophmore nearby in our dorm at the university who stands at the urinal every morning and can't pee a drop and relieve his pee full morning bladder. He has a bad case of paruresis.

Stall Waiting by IvyLeague19 April 2, 2010

writin' stick 

rural slang used to describe a writing utensil such as a pen or pencil

Hang on BILLY JOE GET MY DAMN WRITIN' STICK

writin' stick by Chad July 21, 2004