Guido Pump 

The greatest of all arm workouts. Typically done on Friday and/or Saturday, the guido pump consists of fifteen to twenty sets of bicep tricep supersets. One should drink pre workout prior to a guido pump and throw on their smallest shirt immediately afterwards.

I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.

Guido Pump by Condor February 2, 2017

Gun-free Zone 

Another ill-conceived idiotic idea by hoplophobes trying to force their extreme views upon everyone. The premise of this ideologue is criminals, who by definition regularly break the law, will suddenly obey the law because a new one was just created.

Virginia Tech implemented a gun-free zone on their grounds after a 2005 gun incident. In this incident, a student who was legally carrying a pistol stopped an armed assailant by confronting him. It is a tragic irony that the "leaders" of that college then took away the one thing that could of prevented the 2007 tragedy.

Gun-free Zone by Eddy August 5, 2007

guy 4 

guy who is always forgotten about

guy 1:hi guy 2!
guy 2:hi guy 1!
guy 3:what about me?
guy 4:*ceases to exist due to loneliness*

guy 4 by go commit deathpacito December 7, 2018

jerking off a blind guy 

The phrase from the YouTuber and Twitch streamer Teo, no one's exactly sure what it means, but it's used to make a strange situation even stranger.

What the hell is going on, I feel like I'm jerking off a blind guy over here!

jerking off a blind guy by Sigma5213 July 26, 2017

gucci gang 

a very idiotic song sang by a rainbow mop with aluminum foil stuck to his teeth

Man, I lost brain cells listening to Gucci Gang. o_O

gucci gang by Ode To Andrea December 9, 2017

grant gustin 

the fastest man alive and hottest man alive

no explanation needed look up grant gustin and you'll be good

grant gustin by jalenegm234 January 3, 2017

Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. 

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.

Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. by Hurt Feelings December 2, 2020