Michael Phelped 

When a man is approaching climax during intercourse, he pulls out and ejaculates into the ear of his partner. In doing so he hopes to give her an ear infection. he then proceeds to let loose a huge fart in her face as to give her pink eye as well. this is meant to simulate the effects of swimming in a pool for way, way too long such as the life of michael phelps

bro 1: shit man did you hear about shelly?
bro 2: yeah I heard she got michael phelped by tom last weekend at the party.
bro 1: yeah she's been in bed sick all week.

Michael Phelped by timmyd0m33 February 3, 2009

Phelpsian breakfast

A breakfast of epic proportions (thousands of calories).

After Michael Phelps, World-Class swimmer and Olympic gold medalist, who consumes up to 12,000 calories per day.

My mother made a Phelpsian breakfast for us, knowing that we would need a lot of calories for our upcoming project.

Phelpsian breakfast by Shaunomalous October 16, 2008

phelpser  

A person who smokes weed and takes pictures of the act, which may or may not be released to british media.

You got any nug?

ya man.

How bout a camera?

what are you a phelpser ?

phelpser by beej345 February 4, 2009

Phelping 

When you cum inside a girl and she laughs - then she squirts out a bit of your semen from her vagina.

We were chilling in bed, I tickled her and she just started phelping all over the place.

Phelping by Petey Woodpeck December 28, 2017

Fred Phelp'd 

Originally coined in Dan Cummins' Timesuck episode 82 'The Westboro Baptist Lunatics' which refers to a person engaging in several acts of sodomy in the form of five individual penises preforming anal penetration in unison while another ten are likewise inserted into a recipients mouth to preform fellatio.

Man, you've gotta stop getting 'Fred Phelp'd' every weekend! - Dan Cummins

Fred Phelp'd by 0-L-0 ~ What's this? May 24, 2018

phelpin' 

Winning a number gold medals in a single olympic, dominating every other opponent (Michael Phelps).

A higher level of beasting.

Destroying your competition on the first take.

This dude came out of nowhere and started phelpin'.

phelpin' by Benson and Martin [No Homo] October 12, 2008

Phelpsed 

To get extremely stoned.

I got so phelpsed last night when we were hitting that bong.

Phelpsed by J-Money04 February 19, 2009