zootallures 

Getting incredibly intoxicated and then mercilessly kicking people out of a party or a chatroom and then locking the door/channel and passing out in a drunken stupor, awakening to an empty room and teary complaints from those abused.

"Wtf!? I can't get back inside. :*( The door's locked!"
"I knw. He did a ZootAllures"

zootallures by Neon_Angel April 27, 2008

2 zoot harry 

when buyin a green weed and only gettin 2 zoots wen u should b able 2 make 3

shit man got me a 2 zoot harry

2 zoot harry by tigger April 15, 2005

Zooted 

being soo high that you feel like you can no longer function or form complete sentences. Also the need to listen music that furthers your high. (i.e. "I'm zooted" by soulja boy). You will experience extreme hunger and will get cravings.You will forget pretty much everything every five seconds. You begin to laugh at everything as if it were all hilarious. You may also looks up ridicolous things on the internet like lookin up this word on this site. This is the resukt of smokin any mary jane

Kaydee: so how high are u? are u high are u blazed are u moaked are u baked or are u ZOOTED?

Tayleen: (thinks the only thing she can remember is are u ZOOTED?) I'm zooted nigga (laughs about to pee herself)

Kaydee:(laughing also) meeee 2 nigggga!

Zooted by Chiefin on itttt. July 29, 2009

Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot 

Derived from the title (and lyrics) of an amazingly obscure song from the early 80's by Swedish group Caramba. Though the track itself may have been relatively ahead of its time....it is crap nevertheless. In fact, it is so terrible, that it actually becomes appealing in a nonsensical way.

Thus, the term itself has come to signify (in small, music literate circles) the epitome of the 'awesomely bad'.

1. Wow, have you heard that Eddie Murphy song, 'party all the time'? it is SO hubba hubba zoot zoot.

2. Oh my god, did you see his outfit? neon yellow legwarmers and jogging shorts? Talk about hubba hubba zoot zoot....

3. My favorite part of 'Full House' is when it's moral time, they play that sappy music and have uncle jesse explain everything with his hubba hubba zoot zoot mullet. "it's wrong to lie DJ, it's wrong to lie." those were the days...

Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot by The Esteemed DJ's of the 'Greatest Show That Ever There Was' February 2, 2005

Zoomer 

A more realistic term for those annoying clownsticks from Generation Z. Having absolutely no knowledge about human history or culture they center everything around themselves. They pretend to love rapmusic but do not bother to listen to the legendary stuff from the 90's all their autotunefags are stealing from to get famous. They start their day by complaining about being victimized by the sun - for waking them up.

The new apprentice is a zoomer. He wanted the hammer banned from the toolbox, cos some black kid hit himself on the thumb with it.

Zoomer by DeinFater November 25, 2021

Zoot 

A gesture of affection that consists of hands gently bouncing through the air from your heart to another’s heart and saying the words “zoot, zoot, zoot”!

Little hearts flying through space from one heart to another or from one person to another.

A symbol to represent 'I love you' or "I am sending you love'.

The term originated from Amanda Gore's mother and is explained in detail in Amanda Gore's book "The Gospel of Joy" (now called "Joy is an Inside Job")

They are a way to symbolically forgive another; tell someone you love them or connect through writing or phone messages.

You have just dropped your child off at school and they look back at you and you make the gesture out the car window towards them and say "zoot zoot zoot!"

If they are not teenagers, they usually respond! If they are teenagers, they grimace but their hearts sing!

Zoot by The Joy Project May 5, 2013

Zoomer 

generation Z, a reference do the term boomer.

Often found in the phrase "okay zoomer"

Matt:Isn't your sister like 20?
Stephen:Nah dude she's a zoomer.

Zoomer by ViviFramea May 3, 2020