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there are no women on the internet 

Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.

The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male.

The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth.
Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce
MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi
D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father
<HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy
RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet.
*everyone in the chat relay agrees*

respecting women 

Respecting women is a meme used to mock feminists that say that men do not respect women, this meme usually shows a picture or a scene where something gets hit, destroyed,punched etc making feminists angry, this meme may also show how Islam treats women.
Linda was horny and asked me to "respect" her ass

Islam loves to "respect women"

Josh respects women with his fidget spinner

After I respect women I open a cold one with the boys with our rompers

Mike loves respecting women with an iron fist

50 facts about women 

A stereotypical list of things women do. Girls can get offended by it, but it's for entertainment. As long as people don't actually believe everything that's written on it, then it's not a big deal. We say that all men care about is sex all the time, so as far as I'm concerned then they can stereotype us, too. It's only fair.
Karen was in a righteous fury after reading the 50 facts about women, until she realized that no one who matters actually believes it.
50 facts about women by MissTipper September 24, 2005
women are people who can cuase great pain in a man or can cuase great love in a person and sometimes the best thing to do in life is find one that youwant to spend the rest of your life with and never let her go, hold on to her for the rest of your life and be happy
women by arroy84 August 17, 2009

womenomics 

The female shift in business. The idea that women play a critical role in economical growth.
Womenomics ensure women's full and effective participation and equal opportunities for leadership at all levels of the decision making in business or otherwise.
womenomics by talk2me-JCH2 July 8, 2022

Toilet Whomper 

A girl who just had a one night stand, got knocked up and aborted her baby and flushed it down the toilet.
"Hey, sorry I took so long in the bathroom."
"You didn't just flush our baby down the craphole, did you?"
"No..."
"OMG you're such a toilet whomper."
Toilet Whomper by Toilet Whomper February 8, 2009