Mongolian Carwash

When a man and a women are in a shower and the man is eating the girls pussy, she then cums all over him, thus the carwash.

Dude, last night, my girlfriend pulled a fast one on me a gave me Mongolian Carwash.

Mongolian Carwash by Tha Cre-a-tor May 4, 2010

Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Position 

The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.

This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.

Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.

Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.

Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....

Me: Exactly....

Some other dude: Ohhhh...

Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)

Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Position by Sir Eezoh September 16, 2010

mongowian 

1. Stupid starving kids from mongolia, cambodia, and ethiopia. 2. Fucking retard kids. (Handy-tards)

"OHHHHH Hewwo Mongowian, trying to tear down my city wall! OHHHH"

mongowian by Captain Shit for Brains March 28, 2003

Mongolia Clusterfuck

A place that's far away.

We parked in Mongolia Clusterfuck.

Mongolia Clusterfuck by kennyb43 September 29, 2009

Mongolian Breakfast 

A Mongolian Breakfast is a sexual act where the male (or lesbian partner) defecates on the Vagina of the receiver and then proceeds to eat out the receiver, defecation and all.

"Jeff had a Mongolian breakfast with Caitlin this morning"

Jeff: Hey I'm Hungry
Caitlin: well do you like Mongolian food
Jeff: only if its breakfast
Caitlin: Well lets have a Mongolian Breakfast

Mongolian Breakfast by Colbster July 25, 2007

Mongolian Asshat

(Adjective) From assclown, referring to an individual or individuals exhibiting conduct demonstrating that the better part of their genetic material at conception trickled down their maternal ancestor's bare buttocks.

And lo, they did see the apocalypse approaching...and riding at the front of the four horsemen was George Bush. What a mongolian asshat that man is.

Mongolian Asshat by Bob Weaver May 12, 2004

mongolian cluster fuck 

when a group of mongolians rape you and knock over your shity wall

last week i got a mongolian cluster fuck

mongolian cluster fuck by sloppy the sapien johnson2 July 13, 2010