The Itchy-Scratchys 

When using narcotic pain killers prescribed by a doctor, such as Morphine or Oxycodone. One unpleaseant side effect (Some people enjoy it too) is "The Itchy-Scratchys". This is when you feel itchy all over your body and face and sometimes it feels "So Good" or "Heavenly" to scratch the skin where it itches that you can break the skin and still want to scratch it because it itches so bad.

Wow, after taking one of my Morphine 200mg pills i have "The Itchy-Scratchys" like a mother****er!

The Itchy-Scratchys by Darrell Abott December 29, 2008

Beard, Itchy Beard 

Ways of saying, naaahh, that's fake or NAAAAHHH, that's HELLA fake.

Bob: Yo, I saw a flying saucer!

Steve: Beard!

Bob: No, dude, it was real and it had a bunch of guinea pigs falling out of it!

Steve: Itchy Beard!!!

Beard, Itchy Beard!

Beard, Itchy Beard by Turdmeister69 March 16, 2020

Dirty Itchy Butt 

when you don’t wipe right the first time so now you’re stuck walking around with a dirty itchy butt which can now lead to smelly fingers & an itchy ass .

I was in such a hurry wiping earlier now I have a dirty itchy butt .

Make sure you wipe right because you don’t want a dirty itchy butt .

Dirty Itchy Butt by WhiteyBoom3r January 9, 2020

your ass is itchy 

When you want to let someone know that you think they are full of shit; or they are wrong and/ or lying

Person 1: “My girlfriends a model. My mom loves her! She’s so sweet & beautiful!
Person 2: “No way! When has your mom met her? When have you met her? you always talk about her but none of us have ever met her. You haven’t even met her! We’ve all only seen the same picture again & again.

Person 1: “no, we met um, ah, last month’” “ she’s just always out of state since, you know, she’s a model”
Person 2: haha dude, no way! Quit lying! Your ass is itchy!

your ass is itchy by DCH_23 May 16, 2018

why is my leg so itchy

When a persons leg is so itchy they ask the question.

Dharma is itching her leg and screams, "Why is my leg so itchy?!"

why is my leg so itchy by chribistibiniba May 14, 2010

the itchy dick 

that annoying itching sensation you contract from dirty hos.

"That skank gave me the itchy dick so i punched her taint in an effort to fight aids."

the itchy dick by Noogles ECU December 4, 2007

My balls are itchy 

Something an idiot called damian says on call with me all the time his very very small balls aren't actually itchy he just likes saying his balls are itchy

Me: im going to sleep now baby goodnight 🥺
Damian: UGHHH FUCK MY BALLS ARE ITCHY

My balls are itchy by Damo_got_itchyballs July 1, 2021