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special carl 

The special Carl is a pick-up technique employed in only the most desperate of situations. In order to use the special Carl you must first find a willing participant to act mentally disabled. This is your "special carl". Now as a reward special Carl gets approximately 7 total seconds of fondling the desired woman while acting disabled.

This is where you come in. You are special Carl's "big brother". You do such a kind act by taking care of special Carl. The woman loves your kindness and you get laid.
Dude me and Carl used the special Carl on a hottie last night. Carl even got some ass while pretending to be disabled. Of course I got laid.
special carl by A burrito October 18, 2015

Stooges Hot Carl

Stooges Hot Carl is where the giver shits in a pie pan and covers it with whip cream then proceeds to "pie" the takers face.
Dude you should have seen it! Frank gave Earl a stooges Hot Carl! The funniest part is when it smacked it splattered everybody including himself!

super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus

1.)a nonsense word meaning fantastic; also called supercalifragilistic
popularized by the movie `Mary Poppins'

2.)a word in which children and freshman boys tease eachother with and dare each other to say five times really fast.

Oh and its spelled supercalifragilisticexpialidocious dumb shits
This meatloaf is super calli fredgulistic ex pe alli doschus mom!
or
Dude? Dare me to say supercalifragi-...watever that mary poptarts thing is five times really fast?

smooth carl 

Act of deficating in a tube sock and instead of hitting your partner or someone with it wait till they put their foot in the sock
"Joe didnt know what hit him until his foot was covered in crap from the smooth carl"

"After sex John smooth carled me"

"Last night i got smooth carled on both feet"
smooth carl by Zack Freebird April 22, 2008

Sleepy Carl 

When your friend passes out drunk, you put seran wrap on their face, and then shit on it.
Jay was so drunk he passed out, so I gave him a Sleepy Carl.
Sleepy Carl by Cloudius March 8, 2008

Softie Carla 

Softie Carla (Carla) is a softie that has 50 billion boyfriends, when boys reject her, she will put them in her basement and force them to be her boyfriend.
Softie Carla trapped me in her basement.
Softie Carla by HornyCaca January 6, 2022