Cinco De Mayo 

A time when all of LL posts mexican jokes on the boards and then faps.

Cinco De mayo consists of 1) a joke, then 2) fapping
1)joke(eg.):
Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B

2)fapping, that is self explanatory

Cinco De Mayo by llamaguy May 19, 2007

Coeur de Sucre 

Coeur de Sucre means "Sweetheart" in French - and is one of the nicknames I call my little lab/pitt-bull mix girl, Deja Vu who went to heaven 25 Nov, 2020.

I'm really sad because I lost my little Coeur de Sucre.

Coeur de Sucre by USAF Cadet November 30, 2020

Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto? 

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto? by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

Placas de Texas 

Part of the expression: "Bandera de Mexico, Placas de Texas." TRANSLATION: Mexican flag, Texas license plates
MEANING: Refers to mexicans and mexican-americans who put some type of sticker on their car refering to Mexico as #1, or a sticker saying they're 100% Mexican...and then having Texas license plates on the same car.

Hey..how come Pedro didn't sign up for selective service yet ?...look, Bandera de Mexico, Placas de Texas. That explains it.

Placas de Texas by ruso September 11, 2005

fal de ral 

Derogatory term for the nonsensical business and waste of Christmas. From Blue Christmas (To Whom It May Concern) by Miles Davis, 1962.

Excerpt from Blue Christmas (To whom it may concern), Miles Davis, 1962:

Blue Christmas
All the paper tinsel and the fal de ral
Blue Xmas
People trading gifts that matter not at all.
What I call
Fal de ral.
Bitter gall...Fal de ral.

fal de ral by Nick Postagulous II December 6, 2006

mount de sales 

SLUTS. FAKE. NOT PREPS NO MATTER HOW HARD THEY TRY. these girls always have drama, they are constantly fighting about something stupid like who wasn't invited to the movie. they all think they are hot shit.

"omg, look at me....my collar is popped...idk why i pop it... but i do because everyone else does"

mount de sales by Former student '05 May 3, 2005

rouse de guerre 

(n.) Military term for pretending to be wounded enemy soldiers to get into a fortress. This usually will then lead to the soldiers taking up arms before the entrance closes and allowing hidden soldiers to storm ahead in while the entrance is held open

A: The emporer would never stand for this trickery!


B: Perfectly acceptable m'am. Called a rouse de guerre

rouse de guerre by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004