Butthole Surfer
Butthole Surfer by TeenBagel January 30, 2016
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Butthole Surfer
1. One who jumps from parter to partner to partake in casual anal sex.
2. An American rock band that plays alternative punk music. (1981-Present)
2. An American rock band that plays alternative punk music. (1981-Present)
Butthole Surfer by Sputnik the Traveler May 4, 2016
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Butthole Surfer
A Butthole Surfer is that one guy at the beach who always exaggerates about how big the swells were last weekend, even though they were only 4 feet and still proved a challenge for him.
Dude, Dave was being such a Butthole Surfer. He was bluffing about how there were 25 foot swells, but they were only like, 6 feet man.
Butthole Surfer by taper123 April 25, 2017
Midget surfer
Midget surfer by Gjaanfgkdhlsdyuiebfisdk October 21, 2017
The Surfer
Man lying on his back on the bed, woman standing on his belly, balancing on one foot white giving a footjob and pretend to be surfing
The Surfer given up to 110% more feeling and amudement than ant other sex position. Invented by Morten and Gunnar
The Surfer by TheSurferFounder August 14, 2017
Free Surfer
Free Surfer is a self-chosen descritption for lifestyle victims in the realm of hipsters practising the sport of surfing. Free Surfers are most likely to be identified by attention seeking social media behaviour, blabbering out information about surf spots, resulting genuine hatred by pissed-off locals.
"There is a Free Surfer instagramming in front of his mobile home at that beach in the nature reserve."
Free Surfer by Wofftan August 23, 2017
body-surfer
1. A dude who "surfs" (either on the 'Net or at the beach) for cute chicks with great bodies.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.
Financially-solvent hunks of any age should be wary of any hot chick who suddenly/unexpectedly comes onto him "with both barrels" and offers him a no-holds-barred good time, especially if he's not all that young or good-looking --- she may very likely just be a body-surfer.
body-surfer by QuacksO May 10, 2018