Definitions by taper123

Butthole Surfer 

A Butthole Surfer is that one guy at the beach who always exaggerates about how big the swells were last weekend, even though they were only 4 feet and still proved a challenge for him.

Dude, Dave was being such a Butthole Surfer. He was bluffing about how there were 25 foot swells, but they were only like, 6 feet man.

Butthole Surfer by taper123 April 25, 2017

Wavegasm

Okay, all these guys are wrong...

A Wavegasm is a rare condition that usually surfers get, where whenever they see a wave that they find beautiful, they have a hardcore orgasm and they ejeculate salt water.

Dude, I had a hardcore Wavegasm while watching Mavericks break last week!

Wavegasm by taper123 March 29, 2017

Chunky Cheese 

A fat or obese woman that kidnaps random men that she thinks attractive off the streets, brings him home, stuffs him into her closet, and fucks the man senseless until she gets tired of it. Then puts him in the recycle for the recycle to come pick him up.

Dude, I was almost the victim of a Chunky Cheese! Hot dayum...

Chunky Cheese by taper123 March 4, 2015