awesome raccoons 

Butt sex. Comes from the abbreviation of "butt sex" as B.S. Each letter was shifted back one in the alphabet to A.R. These letters were then turned into an acronym for "awesome raccoons" as a codeword or euphemism for "butt sex"

Joe likes awesome raccoons.

awesome raccoons by maco1 September 19, 2006

Raccoon Eye

After a long night of drinking you will usually get terrible mud butt (aka the beer shits) the next morning, after your first chocolate shotgun of the day you stand up without wiping your ass, approach the nearest passed out person and while holding your butt cheeks apart you firmly press your asshole around that person's eyeball leaving a perfect ring around the person's eye.

I hope that chick doesn't get pink eye, I gave her a nasty ass raccoon eye.

Raccoon Eye by OKCsavage May 30, 2009

raccoon 

a girl, or woman, who dates a man only for his money.

i.e. she digs through trash looking for the good stuff.

Rhonda is only dating Bob for his money. She is such a raccoon!

raccoon by redwood johnson October 1, 2008

Raccoon 

An older woman, usually 55-60 years of age and up, who clad themselves in excessive amounts of jewelry. They can easily be identified by the gold ring/s one that adorn every finger. Their favorite haunts are pawn shops, flea markets and the QFC shopping channel. A curious side to the Raccoon's fondness of shiny objects, is their penchant for being heavily perfumed. If you ever find yourself between a showcase of shiny objects and a charging, glassy-eyed raccoon, you can try the time tested diversion by shouting "jewelry sale across the street!" This may buy you just enough time to escape a certain, glittering, Oil of Olay scented demise.

You'll know a Raccoon when you see one...

Raccoon by AxisOfSmeagol October 24, 2012

Raccoon 

A 12 inch cock

I know what you’re talking about keint and yes I have a raccoon

Raccoon by Hahahahdhhfidnfurnfig June 7, 2018

Rabid Raccoon

When a guy ejaculates all over a girls mouth / lip area and when she is staring up at you you punch her in both her eyes - thus resembling the eye wear of a raccoon along with the foaming mouth area

I was with Mary last week and I performed the Rabid Raccoon. Her eyes are finally back to normal

Rabid Raccoon by GSP_15 October 26, 2010

Tailless Raccoon

Tailless Raccoon (n.) - When a man is dispensing anal sex to a woman, but then her vessel closes up, thusly leaving his dick stuck in her ass.

Ex. 1 - "Dude last night I was doin my wife in the ass but she pulled a tailless raccoon on me.. I was stuck like that for 3 hours!"

Ex. 2 - "Honey, take that cock out of my ass before I pull a tailless raccoon on you."

Tailless Raccoon by Heartagram01 November 28, 2005