waste of taxpayer money 

When something seems like extraneous or unnecessary effort to do something.

My 50-year-old dad just got carded at the grocery store for buying beer! Now that's just a waste of taxpayer money.

waste of taxpayer money by crazyhalibut March 5, 2011

Plutonium laced money 

It is a little known face and thought to be a government secret that terrorist have coated money with plutonium and put it in curculation in the U.S. and other first world countries.
Plutonium is the most toxic substance known to humankind.Just a tiney speck of a few micrograms is enough to be deadly.When engested it is incorporated into the bones and will cause cancer.It is known as a bone destoryer.

Have you heard about Plutonium laced money?

Plutonium laced money by Judge dredd7 April 26, 2011

Shanah bartels money 

It's a noun. Always, ALWAYS to be spent on Josh Maloney

Shanah bartels money was spent on Josh because she is a nice person

Shanah bartels money by Spend your money on me June 10, 2018

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico 

A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...

Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico by HalLloyd July 29, 2021

filthy money shot 

being hit in the eye by a racquetball traveling at the speed of sound.

he fell like a sack of potatoes when he got the filthy money shot.

filthy money shot by $$money$$ July 12, 2006

Alan money 

1. The kind of money made in a day after getting little or no tips from all your tables while being a server, especially at Red Lobster.

2. The kind of money made by a person who's had an Alan day.

"How much money did you make today dude?"

"Alan money"

"That bad huh?"

Alan money by Alan's girlfriend aka clukyrat November 10, 2008

follow the money

Refers to the shameless act of stealthily sneaking along some distance behind a returnables-gatherer who is practicing the toss-across collecting method, and surreptitiously retrieving the bottles and cans that the gatherer has stockpiled on the other side of the road, along with any additional empties that are already on that side. By carefully hanging back far enough behind the collector and therefore staying out of his sight, the opportunist will likely never be observed, and thus the collector will be greeted with just a "barren" roadside all the way when he turns around to start bagging up his laboriously-collected empties on his trek back home again.

I usually try to start out at first light to collect returnables, so that any lazy-a** local delinquents who would want to "follow the money" will not even be awake yet, and thus they will not observe me or know to try following me around town that day to pilfer all my hard work.

follow the money by QuacksO December 10, 2018