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Ok, so Twitter is a social media app that people do social media stuff on. But this one is different than the others. This one is normally fine if you have a couple k followers, but if you get too popular you get a kind of cancer called "Stan's." When that happens people basically stalk you online. And if you say something controversial or political your entire social status will collapse in on itself and explode.
" Twitter is fucking cancer "
Twitter by Calvinator_lmao December 30, 2021
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Twittergate

The floodgate disclosure of internal documents from the social media platform Twitter, including but not limited to staff emails, text messages, server queries, network data scrapes, deleted folders /files, communications with US Government officials, celebrities, and social media influencers whose contents and nefarious intent was used to control the public disclosure of factual news.
Used as a non-judicially reviewed, authorized, or supported way to violate #1A Constitutional rights of right-wing conservatives and important public figures, with criminal intent to swing elections, hide real information, and manipulate the court of public opinion.

Submitted By: #LanceMigliaccio 'The Big Mig'
The current Wash DC administration had created an illegal pipeline of access to many big tech social media platforms and was using it as a way to control and restrict news that would otherwise negatively impact the public reputation of DC leadership. The explosive 'Twittergate' document exposure was just one example proving this overreaching manipulation of mainstream media outlets like Twitter existed on a national scale.
Twittergate by @LanceMigliaccio December 4, 2022

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

Yo have you listened to "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy?"

Yea, the shits fire.

Twitter Head 

A twitter head is a person who likes to twitter 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. They will twitter about anything that comes to mind. Even twittering about twittering.
I'm such a twitter head! - 10 min ago

I can't believe I twitter this much - 11 min ago

Lolz my back hurts - 12 min ago

I just fell down - 13 min ago

No seriously check this out - 14 min ago

Wow check this out - 15 min ago
Twitter Head by Raijun September 25, 2008

twisted cherry 

That girl Jen is a twisted cherry. She made out with Javi and Tyrone and gave Joe a blow job, but she's a virgin

twitter beef 

The airing of grievances towards a person, place or thing using twitter as a platform.
I have a twitter beef with people who struggle with basic grammar.
twitter beef by XanaxDiva September 2, 2010

Twisted Steel 

Anyone who is a complete badass and doesnt give a fuck about anything anyone else says. Twisted Steel is a mindset that involves knowing you are better than everyone else and making sure everyone else knows it too. If you are a twisted steel individual you are pretty much the complete opposite of someone who is "straight edge"

It also involves being a complete ass to women then fucking them and never calling them again
Person A: "How'd it go with that girl you went home with after the party?"

Person B: "Well I fucked her and when we woke up in the morning she made me breakfast and gave me her number. Then I left and never called her."

Person A: "That's so Twisted Steel!"
Twisted Steel by Poppin_Fresh January 27, 2010