zen 

The idea of being one with your mind, so that self-perfection, self-preservation, and self-renouncement are freely available. One who studies the power of "zen" is one who challenges him- or herself to attaining complete physical confidence through mental stability. The power of zen is often manifested in the physical world as telepathy or entropy, and more so in the spiritual world as post-death abominations.

"He was so attuned with zen that he could see the future."

zen by Zen Master Vex November 25, 2002

Zen 

A thwack on the head given by an old Chinese man holding a walking stick

According to each pupil, the Seifu gives an appropriate meaning of Zen; I have a knot on my head to prove it.

Zen by the_unknown December 4, 2012

Zen 

Productline by Creative. Portable music players which are similar to but not equal to the ever too popular iPod.

Dude, i just got my Creative Zen Micro. This badass toy piledrives your iPod Mini into the sewer gutter any day! No joke, bra.

Zen by Greg Cole March 27, 2005

zen 

Noun. Used in computer programming to refer to a sudden flash of insight, usually regarding a problem, and how to fix it.

Faster version of glark, and it usually sends one well on their way to grokking something.

A paradigm shift.

"I was this close to giving up, but then I got a zen"

zen by NuclearConfusion July 5, 2006

zen 

like an ipod, but cheaper, better made, more comfortable, easier to use and with better features

your ipod sucks. get a zen

zen by jimmy45 July 30, 2007

Zen 

your inner cool.

"you half to find your zen man"

Zen by Mike and dave July 28, 2003

Zen 

A state of mind in which one is calm and impassive and does not betray their true emotions. Nothing phases one who is zen.

Erica: Hey Jackie, do you wanna go the mall today?
Jackie *being zen but not rude*: Whatever.
Erica: So is that a yeah?
Jackie: Thats cool.
Erica *losing her cool and thus any sense of zen*: ??????

Zen by Settit March 26, 2009