Willy's Wonka 

Willy's magical penis, which tastes like every single piece of candy he has ever made. The flavor is endless.Start by sticking a marshmellow on his tinky, light a candle and make some smores.

While i was hooking up with this guy at a party last night, I could have swore he had Willy's Wonka. It tasted just like nerds.

Willy's Wonka by Doglover69 May 15, 2009

wonky eyed shit cunt 

a friendly yet insulting terminology used amongst friends

shut up you wonky eyed shit cunt

wonky eyed shit cunt by Big Worm August 12, 2008

Willy's Wonka 

A man takes a shit in his hands, then proceeds to spread the shit on his cock and balls. (making it look like a chocolate treat)while an unsuspecting female waits patiently for Willy's "chocolate" Wonka.

Dad's making Willy's Wonka again tonight.

Willy's Wonka by blaint73 June 26, 2007

Wonky Eye Syndrome 

When you have a wonky eye

Callum Has Wonky Eye Syndrome

Wonky Eye Syndrome by Maggot Sloth June 18, 2018

Swamp-Wonky 

Swamp-Wonky defines any jury-rigged contraption associated with swamp living; because there is no such thing; or a creative reuse of recyclable materials used to accomplish a task in unconventional ways. For example, a traditional long bow does not have fishing rig attachments. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind string around it, and tie the end to a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!

A Swamp-Wonky solution to sailing in a swamp is to strap box fans to the back of a john boat. And Swamp-Wonky sailing is born!

Swamp-Wonky by J-t-A July 28, 2025

Swamp-Wonky 

Swamp-Wonky is any contraption pieced together to solve a problem or make swamp life easier. A traditional long bow does not have an attachment for a bow fishing reel. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind some string around it, tie the string to the end of a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!

I saw a Swamp-Wonky air boat today! It was a john boat with a stack of box fans at the back pushing it along! Swamp-Wonky!

Swamp-Wonky by J-t-A July 28, 2025

Wocky slush 

Lean (that of a slushie variant) that is particularly wocky.

Cameraman: "That thang bleedin' to the-... ya know I mean?"
Squilliam Fancyson: "Wocky slush"
Cameraman: "That thang bleedin' P!"

Wocky slush by cal1co December 7, 2020