wombing

Doing nothing, just hanging out, not caught up with the times, oblivious to the outside world..

What did you do all yesterday?

oh, i was just wombing it..

wombing by just wombing it August 5, 2007

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Wompling

The art of avoiding answering the question by spewing large amounts of verbal diarrhea

I see the Liberal member of parliament is 'wompling' on, in an effort to deflect from the obvious corruption engulfing his colleague.

Wompling by 1percentburn October 12, 2020

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Drunken Jord Wumbling Syndrome

Also known as DJWS a state of drunkenness where the first consonant of each word is swapped with the one of the word succeeding it. In cases where one word does not have a consonant to start on the consonant of the word with a consonant is placed at the front of it and left as is. Tends to happen at the end of a sentence perhaps due to the fact the subject becomes overconfident as they haven't jord wumbled the sentence that they are condemned to fuck it up. Often occuring in young intellectuals at party's where alcohol is so bountiful no person can reject getting muntered even if only slightly.

person 1: dude have I ever told you how luch move I have for you?
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks

Drunken Jord Wumbling Syndrome by coit105 May 8, 2010

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Wimbling Iron

Any tool which is not a hammer (such as a large spanner), which is used as a hammer. Often deployed in inaccessible places, e.g. when working underneath a car, in the absence of a hammer. Almost the opposite of the Manchester screwdriver

The nut was so tight that it wouldn't undo, so I hit the wrench with a wimbling iron and that loosened it.

Wimbling Iron by phild January 14, 2013