wilsonesque 

adj.

1. of or pertaining to Wilson!!!!!!
2. to write with great verve and exultation on a public message board, often with excessive punctuation and emoticons. ALL CAPS LETTERS A MUST.

Man, that sentence was very Wilsonesque!!!!!!!1111

wilsonesque by TheSkeptic November 4, 2004

Wilson'ed 

After your boyfriend guilt forces you into giving him fellatio while on your period, you go to the bathroom, inundate your hand with period blood and then palm him in the face (as Tom Hanks did to his Wilson volleyball in Cast Away)

"Asshole made me give him 3 blowies on day two...so after the third one I Wilson'ed that fucker in tha face!"

Wilson'ed by Double dose flu shot August 29, 2012

George Wilson-ed

George Wilson-ed (verb)

When you are George Wilson-ed someone else pays your bill without your knowledge or your permission. Often it becomes a secret, covert, operation amongst friends

When we went out to dinner with George it was always a contest to see if you could beat him to pay the bill. Calling ahead or threatening your waitress is an approved technique. —- No waitress were ever harmed in this pursuit just HEAVILY TIPPED for their compliance.

I was having dinner with George and Pam tonight,. I tried to pick up the check and realized , I got George Wilson-ed when the waitress said “ your bill is paid”.

George Wilson-ed by KellyMazz August 20, 2021

You just got Wilson'ed 

When you're having sex with your partner while she's on her. You gather the blood on the palm of your right hand so you can slap her ass cheek and make a bloody Hi-5 Wilson face and scream you just got Wilson'ed.

You just got Wilson'ed! You ever given out a Wilson? My girlfriend ran to the shower after she got Wilson'ed last night.

You just got Wilson'ed by Topless Thug. Silky Johnson May 10, 2020

wilsone 

massive marijuana smoker that is put on probation because the narcs are whack.

I wish I could just bust a wilsone right now but I gotta drink alchohol instead cuz im on probation.

wilsone by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Wilsonesque 

Somebody or something that exhibits incredibly pathetic qualities in multiple ways simultaneously.
From the administration of Woodrow Justo Wilson.

That investment strategy is just incredibly Wilsonesque. Not only are the returns sub=par, the risk is is also high than the market.

Wilsonesque by Leony's Cat June 13, 2010

Brian Wilson-ed 

The action at which someone screws you over on purpose out of pure jealousy and anger

Guy number 1: *Catches the biggest fish of the trip

Guy number 2: Here let me net it for you *Purposely Knocks the fish of the hook and looses your fish*

Guy number 1: You just Brian Wilson-ed me!

Brian Wilson-ed by Not A Hill July 24, 2018