whack off 

To down your drink.

I'll just whack off my pint, then I'm going home to whack off.

whack off by Ben November 23, 2003

whack-off 

Something extremely large or noisy.

"The car hit him and I heard this whack-off BANG"
"She has whack-off breasts." (This can also link to "whack off" meaning "to masturbate")

whack-off by Gabez November 29, 2009

whack-off artist 

One who is skilled at the art of bullshitting.

"Professor Morris is quite the whack-off artist, no?" remarked John.

whack-off artist by Joe Nobody January 20, 2004

Whack-off Collage 

A collage of pictures you e thrown together in ms paint to fap to so that you don't have to scroll through pictures while you go at it.

"My clicker finger was getting tired of going through pics in my spank bank so I made a Whack-off Collage."

Whack-off Collage by E3rdrocket December 30, 2013

whack off 

the most amazing thing ever

none needed just go whack off man

whack off by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019

Whack it Off 

Similar to "Walk it off."

An appropriate response when conversing with sexually frustrated individuals who have no future mating prospects.

James: "Dayum! I'm horny and no girl will sleep with me. Not even Gretta, the unibrow girl."
Morty: "Whack it off, James... Just whack it off."

Whack it Off by nevarine July 5, 2011

whack one off

Slang; To pleasure ones penis until it shoots its creamy load.

Excuse me love, i am just off to whack one off...

whack one off by commissio November 12, 2015