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Can be used to refer to masturbating or to a person being stupid. (aka douching it)
Johnny was playing gta and waxing it hard.
waxing it by SHANAN3G3NMAK3Rs February 19, 2015

waxing the dolphin

jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water
I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,

Waxing a camel 

When a lady is shaving her intimate areas, She is WAXING A CAMEL. The use of the word "camel" is taken from the phrase "camel toe"
Whilst watching an AC/DC concert, my brother and i were trying to figure out what the hell the singer was on about.
We couldn't understand half of what the lyrics were. So we made up our own. "WAXING A CAMEL" is not a real lyric, but would make a good one. AC/DC MAY USE IT WITH PERMISSION IF THEY WISH.
Hello Britney, I can see your camel toe, is it waxed?, may i wax it?
I cannot come out tonight, I am waxing a camel.
Oooh, I am a bit itchy, I simply must wax my camel,
Do you like ladies with a 70's style bush, or a waxed camel?
May i wax your camel, you dirty woman?
I entered the bathroom to find my woman waxing her camel.
The two ladies were waxing each others camels.
My favourite hobby is waxing a camel.
Waxing a camel by Scott Bon February 4, 2008

waxing the weasel 

There has got to be more in life than sitting in front of my computer next to a 55-gallon drum of Crisco and waxing my weasel.
waxing the weasel by tradesman April 3, 2003

waxing the pickle 

In simplest terms,to masturbate.
Dude Christian has been on the toilet for the last thirty minutes waxing the pickle.
waxing the pickle by jose99 October 2, 2006

Waxing the Clown 

Wacking the pudd, cock strangling, beating your meat. Tooting your own horn, Jacking off, masturbating.
Don needs a woman in his life so he can stop waxing the clown.
Waxing the Clown by BiGdAdDy2 December 9, 2008