Toshinga 

the act of trying to cut ones penis off with safety sissors.

dude, i can't believe you toshingaded yourself last night.

Toshinga by kamandegan April 25, 2009

touthing 

the "engrish" word for touching

tour guide: No touthing please.
kid: can we touch?
tour guide: Well there is not sign that says no touching, so i suppose that it's ok.
kid: *touches all the artifacts and breaks everything*
tour guide: at least he's not touthing anything

touthing by Gretchin Lorel June 17, 2009

Tater Totting 

The act of taking a hit of weed from a potato

"That Okun kid is a tater totting champ! I saw him take hits from his Spud Gun"

Tater Totting by Forsberg July 23, 2012

triple-toting mama-muncher 

A man who has screwed your mom three times.

Todd is such a triple-toting mama-muncher.

triple-toting mama-muncher by Nathaniel October 20, 2004

Blue Toothing 

When someone is talking on a wireless cell phone. The term is usually used if you are wondering if someone is talking on their cell phone or if they are a strange person talking to themselves.

Most likely that homeless person was mumbling to himself and not Blue Toothing.

Blue Toothing by Nathan Tiberius1 December 29, 2007

Jelly totting 

The act of dunking your testicles in syrup or honey before coating them in sugar then proceeding to teabag your spouse

Brad told me at work today he is going home and jelly totting his wife

Jelly totting by Meatinaroofersandwich August 27, 2021

Totting 

"Totting" (Verb) or "to tot", is the act of placing a single tater tot on a person's self unbeknownst to them. The "totted" person must then be pegged by a person of the tottee's choice.

"Jimmy has been totting everybody at this party, there is going to be so much pegging!"

Totting by taterenthusiast September 16, 2019